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Nema vece ljubavi od muskarca i njegove WC skoljke..ta ljubav traje vec stoljecima,kad je zapocela tesko je reci,al jedno je sigurno..kad si u kurcu i cijeli svijet ti se rusi, najbolje mjesto za opustanje je zahod.
Tamo nema vike..telefona..mobitela.spanjolskih sapunica... vec samo tisina..spokojstvo, mir i najdrazi casopis.
Tesko je reci koja je najbolja WC soljka na svijetu, jer ipak ima razlicitih ukusa.. zato sam odlucio prenjeti misljenje jednog od najvecih televizijskih eksperta za zahod.
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Al: When I was growing up, I had two dreams. One was being an astronaut and landing on the planet Jane Mansfield. The other was having a bathroom all to myself. Well, Daddy got blown off course and had to crash on a much darker planet. (Al touches Peggy's head.) But family, I'm going to realize my second dream. I'm going to build a bathroom -- the greatest bathroom in the world. And I want you to know something, all of you -- NOBODY USES THAT BATHROOM BUT ME.
Al: When I was a boy I told myself when I grew up I would have one thing. A toilet bowl like my dad had.
Peggy: I thought it was a head like a peanut. He had one of those, too.
Al: you're not going to ruin my moment, Peg. Now stand back and feast your eyes on... this!
Kelly: is it just me, or is that a toilet?
Al: Not just a toilet... a FERGUSON. The King of bowls!
Al: Bud, sit down. Let me tell you the story of the Ferguson. Now these babies were made in Maine, you know, at the little Ferguson factory. It's the Stradivarius of toilets. And my Dad could play it like a violin.
Yup, I'll never forget the time my dad took me to Maine to visit the factory. I had to go to the bathroom. And I begged him to pull into a truck stop. He said no, wait until we get there! It'll be worth it! It was!
Bud: Excuse me, Dad, but a toilet is a toilet.
Al: (grimacing) Bud... the toilets today aren't worthy of the name! They come in designer colors... they're too low! When you flush them, they make this weak, almost apologetic sound. But not the Ferguson. It only comes in white. And when you flush it... BaaaWOOOSH! That's a man's flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, "I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot." Oh, if only a Ferguson could speak, the tales it would tell!
And now I've got one of my very own!
I just wish... Dad could be ali--- (Al breaks down)
Al: Oh look, Dad, I'm sitting on my own Ferguson! Just like you always knew I would!
The bathroom is a man's sanctuary, a place of rest. When life gives your lemons, you take a big shit. And that's exactly what Al did. After a bad day of selling women's shoes, he would retreat to his bathroom. After wrestling traffic to make it home to his ungrateful wife and kids, he would go and bond with his Ferguson.
Al: Daddy loves you!
Peggy: What does that toilet have that I don't?
Al: A job.
Kelly: Well. Daddy finally finished his bathroom. You know, the living room seems so much bigger without the Ferguson.
Peggy: Yeah... this must be quite a moment for your father. He's in there breaking in the Ferguson as we speak. Must be having fun... he's been in there for over an hour.
Al comes in.
Peggy: How was it, Al?
Al: (Sits down on the couch.) I don't know, Peg. I'm constipated.
Al: This is the worst day of my life. I wonder if this ever happened to Dad?
Peggy: You want me to undercook you some chicken, honey?
Al: No, but thanks anyway, Peg. It'll take something a lot stronger than raw chicken to get me fixed up.
Al turns on the TV.
Announcer: And now stay tuned for the rest of our exciting ABC lineup. Roseanne! Moonlighting! And the award-winning Thirtysomething.
Al nods, picks up a newspaper, puts it under his arm, and heads to the bathroom.
sfx: BaaaWOOOSH!
Al: Now that's a MAN'S flush!
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